We hit up yet ANTOHER Trader Joe’s!! This one was in Columbus, Ohio in an area called
Easton Town Center. And man sakes ALIVE
is it in a fancy outdoor mall! There was
just about every store there you could imagine – J. Crew, West Elm, PF Chang’s,
heck, there was even a VITAMIN WORLD and a WORLD OF BEER! Talk about a good combination of stores,
eh? J
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| Look - our 18th Trader Joe't to visit in the last 251 days! This time in Columbus, Ohio |
The Trader Joe’s was nice. There was a wine tasting (wheeee!) and little
bits of cheese. One of the wines being
sampled was the Grand Reserve Meritage that I reviewed on day 13 of this
blog. It has the distinction of being
one of the few (perhaps the only??) product to get only half of a star!
But I won’t hold the fact that they were sampling what I
consider to be a really crappy wine. The
store was nice. The employees were
friendly. The shelves were stocked. (Well, they were out of the infamous Emma
Pearl Pinot Noir that I reviewed a couple of days ago that we have fallen in love
with… They are the second store we
visited that was o-u-t of Emma Pearl…)
Anyway, we were not there for wine. We were there to find products we had never
tried before! And that we did.
For a few months I have been curious to try COCONUT WATER. I have seen it in stores (including Trader
Joe’s I think) in strangely shaped cardboard-ish containers… But the containers have always been LARGE or
sold in packs of 4 or 6. And, being a
commitment phobic, I did not want to COMMIT to that much coconut water. I
just wanted to taste it. So when I
noticed a bottle of it in the refrigerated section of the Columbus Trader Joe’s
I decided that was my chance. I would
risk it!
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| Here you have it - 355 mL of 100% pure COCONUT WATER |
Though I am a
fan of coconut, for some reason I was not a true believer that this product
would be delicious. I like coconut, as
you will see if you do a search on the word “coconut” on this blog. But I was LEERY of coconut water.
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| See - even before cracking the lid open I was leery... |
And now that I have tasted it, I can say without a doubt
that I was right to be cautious.
Bleck.
Basically, to me, this is the poopiest part of the
coconut squeezed into a bottle and slapped with an expensive price tag. I know by reading the label that there are
one and a half coconuts in this one bottle, so I understand the high cost. But the water is not “thirst quenching” even
though I thought that was one of the claims to fame for coconut water.
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| I don't begrudge them the price. The TASTE, however, is another matter. |
I drank it really COLD – right out of the refrigerated
section at the store. I think it would
be even worse if it were room temperature.
In fact, I think it would be gaggy if it were room temperature…
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| Ok - I am willing to try this... |
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| Taking a sip |
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| Oh yuck... |
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| Ummm, no thank you. |
Even though it was David’s birthday, I basically forced
him to try the coconut water. Poor
fella. Here is what he thought:
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| The birthday boy, willing to give the coconut water a go... |
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| NOT enjoying it. |
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| Ewwww gross. |
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| David wishing I had not forced him to try this one. Especially on his BIRTHDAY. |
David: “TERRIBLE. Umm,
uhhhh… Really remarkably
UNPLEASANT. It is like drinking coconut
milk but with none of the niceness of that.
I think I can unquestionably give this a ZERO rating. I would give this a zero rating. Because I would not take another drink of
that even if I were thirsty.”
I disagreed with him on that regard. If I were super thirsty and say, like on the
trashy reality tv show “Naked and Afraid” and someone brought me a bottle of
this coconut water from Trader Joe’s, I would drink it. I give the product a 1.25.
The reason I give it what seems like a “high score” for a
product I really disliked is because even though I personally did not like it,
I do not really think it is any worse than any OTHER brand of coconut
water. I think it is just coconut water
itself that we probably do not like.
I dumped over half a bottle of this crap, errr, I mean
water out when we pulled over on our drive.
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Here is David MUCH happier with a big ice cream sundae for his birthday from a cool place we found in
Zanesville, OH called Tom's Ice Cream Bowl http://www.tomsicecreambowl.com/ |
Price – $2.99
Rating (average of David’s 0 and my 1.25 rounded up) - .75
