If you have ever wondered if I am a Trader Joe’s
employee, or are somehow getting compensated from Trader Joe’s for these
reviews, you obviously haven’t read any of the “clunkers”. Not all products we try get a rave review,
that’s for sure. And today’s happens to
be one of those – let’s use “nice language” like our mothers taught us and just
say, “It wasn’t one of our favorites…”.
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| My mom |
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| David's mom - they taught us well :) |
Let’s get David’s take first. Remember, David is a man who loves him some
desserts. He eats cookies. He eats cake.
He eats candy. And he loves
chocolate bars. In fact, before trying
the English Butter Fudge, he was eating a fancy candy bar I got him for
Valentine’s Day from Harris Teeter (shhhh, it is another grocery store, a
competitor of Trader Joe’s, and the fact that I went there is another dead giveaway
that I am not on the TJ’s payroll!).
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| It LOOKS tasty enough |
David: “I never
thought I would say this, but it is TOOOOO SUGARY. (Much laughter from me upon hearing this
statement, as this may be the first time in my nearly 30 years of being with
the man that I have heard these words come out of his mouth.) This is probably what the English eat for
FUDGE. I think it needs more CREAM,
rather than that glucose syrup condensed milk stuff. I give this a 1.5 rating."
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| This is, of course, in the store BEFORE he tried this sugary fudge! He looks happy, doesn't he?? Little does he know what he is in for.... |
Susan: The box
says this is a product of England. The first
ingredient listed is, indeed, SUGAR. However,
the title of the product does not have the word SUGAR in it. I expected more buttery-ness! And some FUDGE-Y-NESS for heaven’s sake. It is called English BUTTER FUDGE, is it
not? I think a more accurate title would
be “Super Ass Sugar English Butter Fudge”!!
Other ingredients listed make your teeth hurt to
read. It is basically sugar, sugar,
sugar with a little bit of butter. It
says a serving size is 4 pieces, but I defy anyone to stomach that. David says, “You would have to be drinking a
lot of unsweetened tea or coffee to eat 4 pieces of this... I say no, no.
I think we should take it back. I
can’t imagine eating that!”.
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| This is what he looked like AFTER he tried this English Butter Fudge. |
I like the packaging of this “fudge”, and I like that it
was something we haven’t had before. It looked
interesting. I also was probably also
attracted to the fact that it was from another country. David adds, “Of course, not remembering when
we saw it was from ENGLAND that English people at the highest amount of sugar
per capita of any people in the world!” (editor’s note: I did not fact check
this statement J
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Susan: I had one
piece. The best thing I can say about it
is that the pieces are too small. If the good thing you have to say about a product is “the pieces are small”, then this
is probably not the product for you. David
suggests dropping one piece of this in a cup of hot tea and you will be fine.
If you really, really like sugary stuff, you might like
these. We, however, did not like
them. I agree with David on the rating
of 1.5. We returned this product to
Trader Joe’s and they happily took it back.
They are great about returns.
Thanks Joe!
Price: $2.99
Rating: 1.5
